It's time to wake up, people -- one of our basic human rights is under assault: the right to blink. There's been a lot of talk lately that blinking is bad: what's next -- the criminalization of blinking? Will blinking be banned from public spaces? Will we have to start paying a tax on blinking? Is there a secret plan to genetically engineer a race of non-blinking humans? How will they keep their eyes moistened? Will they have eyes?
There is a not-so-covert war against blinking -- listen to the opening salvos here.
Wipe the sleep from your eyes and BLINK! We've seen what happened to sweating -- now the only safe place to sweat is the sauna and the gym. Don't let that same fate befall blinking. Blink today and blink for America.
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